dawktah:stultifyandstupefy:derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied. “What” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. abraham looked up to the heavens and called for god the sun looked down and said please abraham i am not that man
*approaches drug dealer* i'll have 2 cocaines please
Lil Kim was the first person to ever have anal sex (The gays copied her later)....– - Lil’ Kim Stan (via criminalkuntnmugshots )
If only I would have checked myself– guy who wrecked himself (via monkeyknifefight )
nzafro: My grandfather died and left my family this video will. R.I.P papi.
Anonymous asked: Dear person I like/hate,
citywasaflame asked: Dear exbestfriend
I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear Santa, Dear future me, Dear person I’m jealous of Dear person I had a crush on.
fussybabybitch: Have you guys actually read that personal appeal from Brandon Harris because