December 2011
dawktah:stultifyandstupefy:derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied. “What”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
abraham looked up to the heavens and called for god
the sun looked down and said
please abraham i am not that man
*approaches drug dealer* i'll have 2 cocaines please
“Lil Kim was the first person to ever have anal sex (The gays copied her later)....”
– - Lil’ Kim Stan (via criminalkuntnmugshots
)
November 2011
“If only I would have checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via monkeyknifefight
)
Watchnzafro:
My grandfather died and left my family this video will. R.I.P papi.
Anonymous asked: Dear person I like/hate,
citywasaflame asked: Dear exbestfriend
I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear Santa,
Dear future me,
Dear person I’m jealous of
Dear person I had a crush on.
fussybabybitch:
Have you guys actually read that personal appeal from Brandon Harris because
